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Two Management Lessons:

Tue, 03/23/2010 - 11:31 —suraj

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Lesson One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
rabbit saw the crow and asked, "Can I also sit like you and
do nothing all day?"

The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high up.

Lesson Two :

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lesson:

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

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